No further questions

I slept with JH

A shirt for people with a story they are not going to tell. Printed in Canada, shipped Canada-wide.

Pick your Alibi

№ 1 The Initials $36.99

Two letters and a full stop. Could be anyone. Wear it to the office, the meetup, or the keynote lineup, and let people do their own math.

Black tee reading I slept with J and H, the rest covered by pink redaction bars

№ 2 The Redaction $36.99

The same confession after legal had a look. Name withheld on advice of counsel.

Size guide

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, measurements in inches. Laid-flat garment length and width, plus the chest range each size fits. Supplier numbers, may vary by up to 2".

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	28	29	30	31	32	33
Width	18	20	22	24	26	28
Fits chest	34 to 37	38 to 41	42 to 45	46 to 49	50 to 53	54 to 57

The story

There was a conference. There was an afterparty. There was, at some point, a leather jacket. Beyond that, the record is sealed.

Who is JH? We could not possibly say. It might be your college roommate. It might be a jazz harpist. The shirt makes a claim and declines to elaborate, which is how all the best claims work.

Every tee is printed in Canada, on demand. No warehouse, no waste, no supply chain allocation list.